- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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