Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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