- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

roses are red violets are indigo

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