what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Liverpool City Football Club

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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