- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

kill yourself

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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