A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

su algato es en fuego

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

This is sparta No this is patrick

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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