- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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