Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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