whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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