What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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My Butthole.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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