What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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feminists.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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your life

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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nickel back

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