- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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