What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Your gay

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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