What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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You sick fiend

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Your mom is so old she died

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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