What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

A child walks into a classroom.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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