- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

The game.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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