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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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