- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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