Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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My Butthole.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Cliterus

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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