- Anti Joke

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands