- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

im saul and i love cock

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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