Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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