im saul and i love cock

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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