- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

oh hey.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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