why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What is your bill about? Clinton

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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