- Anti Joke

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire