What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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You having friends.

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