- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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