- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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