Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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