What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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