Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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