What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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