What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Black people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

fish fishy caoimhin

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Where are you going Your house

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Go away still nothing to see

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

I just threw up..In my pants.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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