What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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women's rights.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Badabing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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