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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What's a joke? Funny

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A child walks into a classroom.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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