- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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