- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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