- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

wael.. nuff said

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

whats brown and sticky a stick

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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