- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

How would you rule?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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