Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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