- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A sober Irish individual.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A bar walks into a man

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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