Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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