- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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