- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Your mother just died.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

civil rights

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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