How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Mahmy

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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