a black guy hates chicken.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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