- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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