why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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