Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Hello.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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