A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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So a seal walks into a club.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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