what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

my gramma died

whats chinese noodles

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Anti Joke

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