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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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