A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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