- Anti Joke

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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