- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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