Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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