- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What is the name of the car? What

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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