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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Suck pussy

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

A storm be brewin!

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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