Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

Jersey Shore.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

there once was a black man who played basketball

poopy is poopy

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

LO AND BEHOLD!

im telling maguire

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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