There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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