- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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