your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

You and your parents are going to die today

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

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