whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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p lkl

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Women's Rights

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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robin, get in the car.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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