- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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