What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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