- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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