I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Mitt Romney

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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