- Anti Joke

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Connor is homo