- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

What would Muhammed do?

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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