- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Feminism

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

you will like this because i am black.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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