- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Ben Affleck

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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