- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Your sex life.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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