- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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