Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

I have an erection My mom!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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