whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Tim likes girls

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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