- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.