- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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