What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Who is Dank? A: Billal

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Do u take sugar?

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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