What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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kill yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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