- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

they told me not to write here but i did

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

One time i was sitting down

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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