Knock knock Whose there? 4

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Daniel is a fag

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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