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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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