What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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