What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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