Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

you know whats not funny white boards.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

I'm HIV positive.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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