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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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