- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Continents are large islands.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

How High is a Chinese man

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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