- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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