- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Women's Rights..

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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