- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

kill yourself

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why did? Yes

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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