- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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