- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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