Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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