- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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