What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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