- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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