- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Connor is homosexuaI

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

The cream, it is coming

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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