Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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BIG PENIS

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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