- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

How many people live in China? At least ten.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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