A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mom.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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