A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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whats brown and booky a book.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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what's black and can't swim?

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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