- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Knock knock Shut up

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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