A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

binladin walks into the american seals

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How come anti jokes r funny

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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