What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Matthew Baker

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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