I like school Said no one ever.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

identical jokes get different votes.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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