- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Immigration Laws

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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