- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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