- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

I am a mime

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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