- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

seek beauty

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Mooses

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

HURT

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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