- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

a dyslexic man walked his god.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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