- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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