- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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