- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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