What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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