why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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