If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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