- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

knock knock who's there? hope

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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