Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Get on the boat.

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8===D

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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