- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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