- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Yo Momma is not fat.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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