What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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A car walks into a bar.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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