how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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lol

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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