what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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