- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's big and long? My dick.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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