- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

I'm Polish.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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