Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

I killed someone on minecraft.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

when debbie meets downer

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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