dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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