- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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