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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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