- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Women's rights...

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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being sober in a bar fight

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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