Knock knock Fuck off!

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Knock Knock? Come in.

CHORGLUND

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

A train poops its pants.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

q ggggggggggggggggg

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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