why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

dyslexics of the world untie!

The GOV and the WHO?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Badabing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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