- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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