Badabing.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

dyslexics of the world untie!

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

ur an fagit

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

field day?

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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