why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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