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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's your guys names?

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

A American seeking into mexico

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Matt is a Duster!

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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