Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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