- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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