so...um, yeah

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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