Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

I hate blackniggers

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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