- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

penis

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Gus's mom

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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