- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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