What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Justin Bieber.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

The child was fired from his job.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Smeg...

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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