roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

penis. nuff said.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

roak

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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