- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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