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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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