Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Anti Joke

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