- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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