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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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