- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

why did the zebra cross the road?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??