Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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