- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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