- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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