How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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jibby jobby

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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