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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Who is it?

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

G:nock nock B:come in!

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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