- Anti Joke

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" pewpew

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

A chicken walked into the bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu